#163 Big & Scary

#163 Big & Scary
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Big & Scary isn’t just Halloween 2020

What could be big­ger & scari­er & dead­lier than ghosts & gob­lins & snakes & spi­ders? How about a world-​wide virus that’s afflict­ed 37 mil­lion so far, and killed over 1 mil­lion? We’ll be wear­ing masks over masks this Hal­loween. Hope­ful­ly when we take the Hal­loween masks off we’ll con­tin­ue to wear the pro­tec­tive masks.

Jeepers Creepers’ big day

My black cat Jeep­ers is always dressed for Hal­loween. And he lives up to his name — ter­ri­fy­ing birds, lizards and gophers. (Once I noticed a black splotch on my wall, and when I got up close to exam­ine what it was, it jumped off the wall and flew into my face. It was a bat! Cour­tesy of Jeep­ers Creep­ers.)

In this pho­to he cer­tain­ly is big but not exact­ly scary.

Have a Big & Scary & Happy Halloween


Production notes for #163 Big & Scary:
Original size: 20x30 inches

Programs: Adobe Illustrator
Font, text: Gill Sans
Font, ampersand: Gill Sans
Credits:
Plus-​size model: Jeepers Creepers

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#86 Eye of Newt & Toe of Frog & Tail of Ampersand

Happy Halloween

 #86 Eye of Newt & Toe of Frog
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So, what’s for dinner?

Eye of newt, & toe of frog,
Wool of bat, & tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, & blind-​worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, & owlet’s wing,—
For a charm of pow­er­ful trou­ble,
Like a hell-​broth boil & bub­ble.
Dou­ble, dou­ble toil & trou­ble;
Fire burn, & cal­dron bub­ble.

― William Shake­speare, Mac­beth


This line, uttered by the three ugly witch­es in Mac­beth as they stir their boil­ing caul­dron*, is one of the most famil­iar phras­es asso­ci­at­ed with tra­di­tion­al witch­craft.

Newt?

About that newt — is there such a thing? Were there poor lit­tle crit­ters hop­ping about with­out eyes?

Actu­al­ly, all of the ingre­di­ents in the witch­es brew are ancient terms for herbs, flow­ers and plants. Some say witch­es gave these items gross & dis­turb­ing names to deter oth­er peo­ple from prac­tic­ing witch­craft.

Shopping list

Here’s the modern-​day gro­cery list of what’s real­ly in Shake­speare’s caul­dron. You might have to seek out a real spe­cial­ty shop for some of these items, but they do exist:

  • Eye of newt — mus­tard seed
  • Toe of frog — but­ter­cup
  • Wool of bat — hol­ly leaves
  • Tongue of dog — hound­stongue
  • Adders fork — adders tongue
  • Blind-​worm — an actu­al tiny snake thought to be ven­omous
  • Tail of amper­sand — a curly lit­tle friend of ours (You don’t mind, do you, Bill?)

When prac­tic­ing black mag­ic, mus­tard seeds (par­tic­u­lar­ly the black seeds) cast a spell of strife, con­fu­sion, dis­cord & dis­rup­tion. Inter­est­ing­ly enough, though, oth­er types of mus­tard seeds are thought to pro­vide pro­tec­tion against witch­es. Leg­end goes that witch­es are pre­dis­posed to count­ing & pick­ing up things, so if you scat­ter mus­tard seeds around your front door, bed & prop­er­ty, the witch will nev­er have time to get to you as she will be busy count­ing mus­tard seeds.

It turns out “eye of newt” is sim­ply the seeds for a pop­u­lar hot dog mus­tard. How­ev­er, the clas­sic scene from Mac­beth just would­n’t be the same if his char­ac­ters spoke of boil­ing mus­tard seeds, but­ter­cups & hol­ly leaves.  Adapt­ed from http://​peo​ple​.how​stuff​works​.com/​i​s​-​e​y​e​-​o​f​-​n​e​w​t​-​r​e​a​l​-​t​h​i​n​g​.​htm

*Speak­ing of spell, note the spelling of “cal­dron” in the work of Shake­speare, in con­trast to the Amer­i­can Eng­lish “caul­dron.” Sans-“u” is also com­mon among British. Ear­li­er, how­ev­er, there was no “l” either: in Mid­dle Eng­lish lit­er­a­ture c. 1250 – 1300 you’ll read “caud­eron.” Basi­cal­ly, it means “warm” from the Late Latin “caldāria.”


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Awak­en Past Hal­loween Amper­Art:
Ghosts & Gob­lins
(2011)
Bats Rats & Black Cats (2012)
Deep Dark & Mys­te­ri­ous (2013)
Creak & Quake (2014)
Creepy & Crawly (2015)

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If you missed Amper­Art #88, Brats & Beer, drink up here.

Here’s a fun list of “18 Essen­tial Words for Octo­ber­fest
from the Oxford Dic­tio­nar­ies web­site.


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Production notes for #86 Eye of Newt & Toe of Frog:
Original size: 20x30 inches

Program: Adobe Photoshop
Fonts: Wilhelm Klingspor Gotisch, Park Avenue, Arnold Böcklin
Ampersand: Arnold Böcklin
Images: dream​stime​.com (manipulated)
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#97 Creepy & Crawly

97 Creepy & Crawly


#97 Creepy & Crawly
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A sprin­kling of bugs for your Hal­loween treat. The trick is get­ting your ghoul­ish friends to sub­scribe to Amper​Art​.com.


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P1060520Yes­ter­day my black cat, Jeep­ers Creep­ers, start­ed his Hal­loween haunt­ing ear­ly. He was star­ing intent­ly at some­thing in the yard. I went out to see…a 3‑foot-​long snake. Hap­py Hal­loween to you too, Jeep­ers.


Production notes for #97 Creepy & Crawly:
Original size: 20x30 inches
Program: Adobe Illustrator
Fonts: Cantoria
Ampersand: based on Akzidenz Grotesk but slightly modified when I turned the bugs loose
Credits for #97 Creepy & Crawly:
Bug illustrations: © Adrianhillman | Dreamstime.
com
 — Bugs Seamless Tile Photo

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